On my way to Charlotte, I camped out with a man who walked with a crutch. We’d met on the road before, and he asked me to tell him a scary story to liven up the evening, so I told him about a strange, winged creature that I’d seen wandering the woods of New Jersey. He told me about his time in the war, and we parted ways. The next time I saw him was outside of Charleston, where he was literally tearing himself in two.
Traumatized by the events that led to the deaths of so many, Ishmael gives up his life on the seas, meets a pretty girl, settles down, has a few kids, and never, ever eats seafood again.
I’m kidding, he totally commissions a ship and crew of his own to hunt down and destroy Moby Dick for himself.
It’s Halloween, and we’re all looking for something new and spooky to play. So here are my favorite horror games I’ve played in 2017 so far.
Maybe you’ll find one to try out…
Caligo is the pretentious, trying-too-hard walking simulator that that guy from the internet once warned you about.
Scanner Sombre has some of the better aspects of walking simulators along with some of the worst.
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! Burgers! Fries!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
NeoGAF & The Escapist: two gaming sites that have officially had their worst weekends.
Visceral Games is gone, and with it, any information we have had about the original Star Wars game they were developing.
Who knows what’s coming next?